New · The Filthy Four

Write it
down.
Make it
rude.

Notebooks with a mouth on them. Four colours. Four girls. One very London attitude.

01 · The Filthy Four

Meet the
notetakers.

Four hardback A5 notebooks. 192 lined pages. One cover for every kind of day.

02 · Identities

The Rude Girls
of London.

Four neighbourhoods, four moods, four notebooks. Pick the one that's already in your group chat.

Pink · The girly girl

B*tch Take
Note.

Notting Hill

Iced oat lattes, fresh peonies, three voice notes long enough to count as a novel. She journals in fountain pen and means it.

Green · The chaos girl

**** Off.

Dalston

Out till 4, in bed till 2, opinions for breakfast. Carries the green one because subtlety isn't a personality trait.

Cyan · The CEO girl

*EE *OU
*EXT *UESDAY.

South Kensington

Will compliment your shoes and end your career in one sentence. Wears the cyan one to coffee dates she's about to walk out of.

Yellow · The boho girl

Write That
F*cking Down.

Primrose Hill

Tote full of lemons, sunglasses on at 8am, half a manuscript in the front pocket. Will out-write you and out-yap you.

03 The Look

Lookbook.

Off-duty, on-camera, mid-rant. The girls in the wild.

Pink girl on white bedding, arms up, B*TCH TAKE NOTE notebook beside her
Green girl on a brick wall, headphones on, holding the **** OFF notebook
Cyan girl reclining on a black bench reading the *EE *OU *EXT *UESDAY notebook
Yellow girl in a yellow shirt sitting in a bathtub holding the yellow WRITE THAT F*CKING DOWN notebook
Green girl's legs in fishnet tights with the **** OFF notebook and a bottle of Sprite on white tiles
03 · Story

F*cking brilliant
humour, since 2020.

Started in a kitchen with a sharpie and a grudge. Now in bags, on desks and at the bottom of handbags everywhere.

2020

Lockdown. First sketches. The asterisk arrives uninvited and never leaves.

2022

First batch — pink only. Sells out to friends, friends' mums, and one stranger on the tube.

2024

The Filthy Four. Four colours, four moods, one increasingly opinionated brand.

Today

You, holding a notebook that says exactly what you mean.

04 · Pick of the week

Save your
spot.

Pre-sale opens soon — pick your girl.

  1. Green hardback notebook with bold black asterisks above the word OFF
    01 · The chaos girl

    **** Off.

    £14.99

    Out till 4, in bed till 2, opinions for breakfast. Dalston's loudest hardback — for the chaos girl who already knew.